[Scene:Ross's Apartment, continued from earlier.]
Ross: So, Phoebs owes亏欠/托福/感恩 $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.
Joey: But hey,thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed斗眼/斜眼 Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Phoebe: Alright,here's my $7.50. (Hands them the money) But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: That's alright, I'll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway. This way I can break 'em up with a movie.
Ross: Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...
Rachel: Mmm-hmmm.Oh, so typical. Ooo, I'm a man. Ooo, I have a penis. Ooo, I have to win money to exert施加/发挥 my power over women. (hands over her money)
Monica: You know what? This is not over. We will play you again, and we will win, and you will lose, and you will beg, and we will laugh, and we will take every last dime一角钱 you have, and you will hate yourselves forever.
Rachel: Hmm. Kinda stepped on my point there, Mon.
[Scene:Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
Ross: So, you gals汪汪队立大功第二季 wanna hand over your money now? That way, we don't have to go through the formality礼节性/拘泥形式 of actually playing.
Rachel: Ooooh,that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Monica: OK, we done with the chit-chat闲谈? Are we ready to play some serious poker?
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
(Ross gets up from the table.)
Monica: Excuse me,where are you going?
Ross: Uh... to the bathroom.
Monica: Do you want to go to the bathroom, or do you wanna play poker?
Ross: I want to go to the bathroom. (exits)
Joey: Alright,well, I'm gonna order a pizza. (gets up)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, I'm still waiting to hear from that job and the store closes at nine, so you can eat then.
Joey: That's fine.I'll just have a Tic-Tac薄荷糖 to hold me over支撑.
Monica: Alright,Cincinnati辛辛那提, no blinds, everybody ante下赌注. (deals cards)
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
(Ross comes back from bathroom.)
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly苍蝇/飞 is open, Geller. (he checks it, and zips up)
Phoebe: You guys,you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Chandler: Hey,that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!
Joey: Uh...Phoebe? Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah. Um...I'm out. (throws in cards)
Rachel: I'm in.
Monica: Me too.
Joey: Me too.Alright, whatta ya got.
Ross: Well, you better hop单脚跳/跳 outta the shower, cause... I gotta flush红晕/冲刷. (lays down cards)
Rachel: Well, well,well, hop back in bucko年青男人, cause I got four sixes! (lays down cards) I won! I actually won! Oh my God! Y'know what? (collects chipsZ筹码) I think I'm gonna make a little Ross pile堆. (holds up a chip) I think that one was Ross's, and I think—oh—that one was Ross's. Yes! (Starts singing): Well, I have got your money, and you'll never see it...
(Ross stands up.)
Rachel: And your fly's still open...
(Ross looks down.)
Rachel: Ha, I made you look....
Rachel: I couldn't be inner. Monica?
Phoebe: Monica, in or out?
Monica: (slams down cards) I hate this game!
(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)
Phoebe: OK Joey,your bet.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker廉价的妓女 who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores疮/溃疡 on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Ross: Oh, I am very in.
Chandler: Couldn't be more out. (throws in cards)
Phoebe: Me too.Rachel.
Rachel: Uh, I will see you... and I'll raise you. (throws chips in pot) What do you say... want to waste another buck?
Ross: No, not this time. (he folds) So... what'd you have?
Rachel: I'm not telling. (collects chips)
Ross: Come on,show them to me. (reaches for her cards, Rachel covers them up)
Ross: Show them to me!
Rachel: Get your hands out of there! No!
Ross: Let me see!Show them!
Chandler: Y'know, I've had dates like this.
Rachel: (deals new hand) Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins纹路 popping out忽然呈现 on your temple太阳穴/鬓角/寺庙...
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
(Ross is visibly upset显着不高兴.)
Ross: First of all, I'm not losing...
Rachel: Oh, you are losing. Definitely losing. (phone rings)
Ross: Let's not talk about losing. Just deal the...
Rachel: (answering phone) Hel-lo, Rachel Green.
Ross: (mimicking仿照 Rachel) Mee mee, mee-mee mee.
Rachel: (on phone)Excuse me. (covers up phone; to Ross) It's about the job.
(Rachel walks into kitchen to talk on the phone.)
Rachel: Barbara! Hi,how are you? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) No, I understand. Yeah. Oh, oh, come on, no, I'm fine. Don't be silly傻/愚笨. Yeah... oh, but you know, if-if anything else opens up, plea—Hello? Hello? (hangs up phone, very depressed)
(Rachel goes back and sits down. The rest don't know what to say.)
Monica: Sorry, Rach.
Phoebe: Y'know,there's gonna be lots of other stuff.
Rachel:Yeah...(sigh)....OK. Where were we? Oh, OK... five card draw, uh... jacks or better... nothing wild, everybody ante.
Joey: Look,Rachel, we don't have to do this.
Rachel: Yes, we do.(pause)
Ross: I'm in for fiftyprimary-和猫熊哥一同精读美剧《老友记》台词快速把握地道美式英语口语38 cents. (throws it in)
Phoebe: I'm in.
Rachel: I see your fifty cents... and I raise you... five dollars. (throws it in)
Ross: I thought,uh... it was a fifty cent limit.
Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to primary-和猫熊哥一同精读美剧《老友记》台词快速把握地道美式英语口语38raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
Rachel: (to Ross):Loser?
(Chandler,Monica, Joey, and Phoebe back their chairs away from the table.)
Ross: No, I fold.(lays cards down, and gets up)
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
退出是什么意思?怎么了? 你不是发牌后就六亲不认的狠人物? 仍是仅仅故弄玄虚?
(Ross think sit over, finally sits down and picks up his cards.)
Ross: I'm in.(throws in chips)
Rachel: How many you want?
Ross: One. (Rachel gives him the card.)
Rachel: Dealer takes two. (she deals herself two cards) What do you bet?
Ross: I bet two dollars. (throws it in)
Rachel: OK... see your two... and I raise you twenty. (throws it in)
Ross: I see your twenty, raise you twenty-five. (throws it in)
(The other four look amazed at the large pot.)
Rachel: See your twenty-five...and...uh, Monica, get my purse.
(Monica gets up, looks in Rachel's purse.)
Monica: Rachel,there's nothing in it.
Rachel: OK, then get me your purse.
(Monica gets Rachel her purse.)
Monica: OK, here you go. Good luck.
Rachel: (to Monica):Thank you. (to Ross): I saw your twenty-five, and I raise you... seven.
Phoebe: ...teen!青少年/愤恨(throws in a ten-dollar bill)
(Ross looks in his wallet, pulls out two dollars.)
Ross: (to Joey):Joey, I'm a little shy害臊/羞涩.
Joey: That's OK,Ross, you can ask me. What?
(Ross looks at Joey, dumbfounded傻眼/错愕 at his stupidity傻气/呆气/模糊事.)
Chandler: (to Ross):What do you need, what do you need?
Chandler: Alright,here's ten. (gives it to him)
Joey: Here, I got five, I got five. (Ross takes the money)
Ross: Thank you.
Chandler: Good luck.
Ross: (to Rachel):OK, I am calling your seventeen. What do you got?
(Long pause as they both look at each other.)
Rachel: (lays down cards) Full house.
(Ross stares at her. Thinks about it. Puts cards on table, face down朝下.)
Ross: You got me.
(Monica andprimary-和猫熊哥一同精读美剧《老友记》台词快速把握地道美式英语口语38 Phoebe get up and start celebrating in the kitchen, pouring wine and singing.Rachel, shocked吃惊, goes to join them.)
Joey: (to Ross):Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
Chandler: (to Ross): I thought we had them!
Ross: Oh, well,when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. (looks at Rachel) But, uh... look how happy she is. (smiles)
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive潜入/积极 for扑向 Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
[Scene:Monica and Rachel's, all six are playing Pictprimary-和猫熊哥一同精读美剧《老友记》台词快速把握地道美式英语口语38ionary猜谜/图像 at Monica's apartment. Monica is drawing a picture, and the three guys are guessing. She draws what looks like an airplane.]
Chandler: Airplane!Airport! Airport '75! Airport '77! Airport '79!
(Timer goes off.)
Rachel: Oh, time's up.
Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.
Phoebe:That's a bird?
(Monica glares at Phoebe.)
Phoebe: That's a bird!
(Monica sits,Rachel gets up.)
Rachel: OK, OK, it's my turn. (reads the answer)
(Rachel starts drawing what looks like a bean.)
Ross: Uh.... bean!Bean!
(Rachel begins tapping击打/龙头/偷听 the picture of the bean frantically张狂地.)
Joey:(triumphantly胜利地) The Unbearable不胜忍耐 Likeness像 of Being!
Monica: That,you get? That, you get?
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks逃避/闪开/潜入/鸭子 as though she was about to throw it.)